Chapter 1: Loving Yourself, But, Like, On Steroids Or Something, I Don't Know, Who Left Me In Charge of Entitling These Chapters, Anyway?
Here's a fun challenge for you. I want you to find the nearest mirror, or phone camera, or any reflective surface. Anything will do, as long as you can see yourself. Now look into your eyes and say, “I'm better than everyone else.” Say it once. Say it twice. Say it three times.
Did you complete that exercise? Well, then you failed. If you were really in love with yourself, you would have been way too distracted by your own image to be able to even start, much less complete the exercise. Don't get down on yourself or anything, though, because that defeats the purpose, as well. But keep on practicing self love, and you will be able to pass this test soon enough.
If you did pass, then good on you. There's nothing you can gain from this chapter. Move on to chapter two. Congratulations, you overachieving little scamp.
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